Backyard: River of Coke

[jesyca]

No... I'll come though.

[Lindy]

Alright

*tosses some num-chucks*

I don't know what good those are against vamps, but you shexy sword should help with the cutting off of heads.

[jesyca]

*Catches* Ow! I could chuck them at one of them... It's SHEXXY! *Stares at it dreamily*

[Lindy]

Let the Vamps taste your num-chucks!

*stole that line from a Diet Pepsi commercial... partly*

[jesyca]

HAH... Freaks! *pUSHES A VAMPIRE INTO THE SWAMP*


NOOOO! THEY PUSHED THE CAPS BUTTON!

[Lindy]

They will pay for this!

*herios, hacking at vamp-necks*

[jesyca]

*Is knocked down by the king vampire*

AHHHHH! YOU JERRRRRRRRRRRK!

*Rolls off a low cliff*

[Lindy]

*swings her sword through the neck of an old vampire, and then catches the eye of the Vamp-King across the bloody battles field*

So we meet again...

*touches sword to forehead (like Aragorn) and then charges. The blades meet in the air, and for a few minutes a swordfight like you've never seen before ensues. But at the end Lindy stands, panting, her weapon ready to strike down at her foe*

I have waited long for this day....

*The Vamp-Kindy only laughs* "You think you have won? Look around..."

*Lindy, keeping one eye on the King, notices she has been surrounded by enemies.*

"You are alone. Your friend has fallen."

[jesyca]

*Lands softly on a bed of moss, stands, and dusts herself off*

Aww... Man! These are my favorite jeans. Better not be stained. Kill stupid vampire. Jerk. GAH! *Mutter*

*Climbs back up the wall quickly and quietly finishes off a few foes as she makes her way towards Lindy and "The King"*

You bastard! Look at what you've done to my pants!

*Stands beside Lindy and points her shexxy sword at the K.V.*

[Lindy]

*is entranced by the shexxy sword*

So shexxy..... so shiny....